Friday, August 24, 2007

Guns and Glory...The AK

I decided to start of a new topic primarily due to innumerable phone calls regarding my theory of dimensions ,with even steven hawking asking for time enough to think about it before i go further...think i'm exaggrrerating ...
well you are bloody right..basicallly i jus got 2 comments and they were not that encouraging .
So i decided to put it on hold for a while till 'madcap' gets over the trauma of having used his head for so long...thinking over and over my theory and its implications.

So i return with a topic that would be easy for most AHs...(now AH stands for airheads...as used by a fellow blogger...i'm not naming him here..for me it also would stand for assholes..again another AH has modified it AJ to suit his personal requirement....AJ ..hmmm 'ass jerk' most probably...sorry for the deviation)

Guns have fascinated AHs ever since they were invented..for no particular reason whatsoever i beleive who ever uses a gun has to be an AH...most recent being the case of my colleague who blew all his salary into buying an airgun and its ammo.

My personal favourites being the legendary AK 47 and the Desert Eagle though i never have owned either of them, I have considerable experience iin using both owing to my forte in FPS games particularly Project IGI. Whether the Soviets had bribed the American game developers to be partial towards the AK, it always seemed to outdo every other gun available. So I set out on a quest to put the Ak to the ultimate test ,quering American Gunmaker websites abgout the AK.

Guess what...the Soviet weapon remains the devils and angels preferred choice even though the Communists never beleived that either of them existed. I wonder why the Russians seem to have so many good things in their lives...u can have a fag without having to pay fines on their national carrier Aeroflot..Vodka was invented Russia and is their national drink. And If they had a national weapon I doubt it be any thing other than the AK.

Now what makes it so legendary...simply because it so simple...the Afghans pride themselves in the fact that their children learn to use an AK before they learn to talk ..its another thing that they do the same when they grow older...shoot before they talk.

With each round capable of destroying 10 inch concrete cinder blocks and penetrates 8 inch dense pine wood,in my words( mind you they are rare and hence precious), in a fully loaded AK you have 30 rounds of complete rock n roll.

The desert eagle fires in the next post.

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